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Apparently there’s a peeping tom in my neighborhood. Got word someone three blocks away broke his hand on the peeping tom’s face the other night after catching him looking in his window for the second time but was kicked in the nuts and the p-tom got away.

p-tom is the slang term I’m trying to invent as I don’t think there’s anything lamer than being called a ‘peeping tom’.

Posted on - August 24, 2006 [at] 8:00 pm by Brad
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ken on Peeping tom
August 24, 2006 at 9:09 pm

Here’s something I learned in martial arts: when punching a p-tom in the face, use the knuckles of your index and middle fingers. They’re the strongest. Or use the base of your palm. And make sure to wear a cup.

robartin on Peeping tom
August 25, 2006 at 3:24 pm

We had a peeping tom at our apartment complex once. I got an eerie feeling one night and looked out the window and there he was. I freakin lost it and chased him all through the complex. Luckily for him he was too fast and got away. We called the cops and they said they’d crack his skull if they found him. Sometimes police brutality is cool…

Jefff on Peeping tom
August 25, 2006 at 11:34 pm

Always go for the nuts before the p-tom does.

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