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Last night I had a dream someone attacked me with a knife and I killed them defending myself. I was so worried that nobody would believe it was self-defense that I ground their body up in a blender and somehow managed to stuff it all into an iPod shuffle.

I spent the rest of the dream going to Hawaiian beaches looking for the best part of the ocean to bury it so that it would never be found. At some point I realized I should have picked a less popular MP3 player like a Lyra or a Muvo because people would be less likely to fish it out of the water if they saw it.

Posted on - June 6, 2005 [at] 3:43 pm by Brad
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5 Comments on this post

Nash on Shuffle Dream
June 6, 2005 at 4:49 pm

That, frankly, is a wonderful and logical dream.

Michael Tunnicliffe on Shuffle Dream
June 6, 2005 at 6:19 pm

Ditto the above, that’s really great. You’d make a good hitman.

Plus, a dead body is preferable to the normal contents of an iPod shuffle.

al saiz on Shuffle Dream
June 6, 2005 at 6:55 pm

Quit eating onions before bedtime!

lisa db on Shuffle Dream
June 7, 2005 at 9:05 am

wow, you really *do* have morbid on your mind.

you should write your next song about this dream!!

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