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After I posted my Google Suggest Poetry idea the other day I found the SuggestGetter PHP class by Adam Stiles and threw it together.

The Google Suggest Poetry Generator does what I described in my earlier post except that it randomizes which results it chooses so you should get a different poem on each load.

Sometimes the results are interesting, other times they’re not. The first couple of lines are usually the best part and then it just veers off into randomness. It would be interesting to try to keep it relevant to the original five queries somehow to keep things on topic.

Also it hits Google with 40-50 queries each page load and is about the dumbest use of Google’s vast resources I can think of. I asked around and my conscientious web elite buddies seem to think this is okay. If Google objects, I’ll take it down.

Posted on - December 17, 2004 [at] 3:08 pm by Brad
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11 Comments on this post

Drew on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 18, 2004 at 9:19 am

if google objects youll take google down? thats a bit harsh, but then again maybe you should take them down!…. ie

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Denyer on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 18, 2004 at 1:25 pm

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Ian on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 18, 2004 at 8:41 pm

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Bardo on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 18, 2004 at 9:11 pm

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seth on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 18, 2004 at 11:23 pm

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Jim on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 20, 2004 at 10:57 am


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Jason on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 20, 2004 at 12:15 pm

“hell bound baby carriages” is the best line of poetry ever written.

JUBI on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
December 21, 2004 at 5:23 am

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to dollars and sense of smell

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Pres on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
April 10, 2005 at 5:42 pm

Google AdSense and Google Adwords suck!!! Its all a scam. How many decent leads or sales does one get from Google, NADA!!! They get publishers started on promoting them then they cancel their account without warning or any tools to help prevent invalid clicks. So, in theory, if we go on people’s webpages and generate 1000 clicks, Google cancels them? They provide no technical explanation nor do they provide tools to prevent idiots like that. Google is gonna go down in this class action suit against them because they are arragance towards their publishers and advertisers. Any good decent alternatives out there? We would appreciate it the help and the support.


Anna on Google Suggest Poetry Generator
May 11, 2008 at 11:31 pm

This is insane! poetry is art and art is for humans not for computers!

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