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Happy Canada Day everybody (who is Canadian).
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SexyJosh on Canada Day
July 1, 2004 at 11:33 pm
Happy Candada Day! Although I am American myself.
jim on Canada Day
July 7, 2004 at 1:56 pm
well…. i’ve been close to canada once… so happy canada day!
Kajun on Canada Day
July 7, 2004 at 3:08 pm
Nazi!
ted on Canada Day
August 15, 2005 at 1:36 am
canada sucks some of the they thinks they know better from others they selfish and as and racism also life so hard here for new comers, must of the are drugs user or they do so many rung crime free and sucks this country I came here I didn’t know canada sucks like that
American Hater on Canada Day
August 27, 2005 at 9:57 pm
This is what Amerikka will look like in 100 years.
The southern states will have been annexed by Mexico. Texas will be renamed Texado, California to Californez, New Mexico to Meheco, Oklahoma to St. Rodriguez, Georgia to Esponol Terrority and Alabama to Alabmez. All the Amerikkkans who refuse will be forced to perform (s)exual slavery and will be subjected to rape by the Mexicans. Blondes, brunettes and redheads will be considered now as commodities and will be shuffled from all Latin American countries to perform anal and oral (s)ex, b)lowjobs and handj*bs to hispanics and latino men for free. Women who refuse will be subjected to gang bangs. All the remaining AMerikkkan men will be either incapitated, incarcerated or perform slavery to all the Central and Southern American countries.
With most of the southern states expurgated, so to will the military response. Whence Mexico encroaches upon these southern states, Canada, compounded by Russia, the Nordic States, Great Britian and China will kill all the Amerikkkans inhabiting Alaska. Canada will lay claim to the Northeastern States and waylay for the attacks from the Northwestern States and the heartland states. Canada, Great Britian, China and the Noridc States shall call this newly minted redoubt “The Confederated Alliance of the Unions”
Russia will weather the asperity of the measly defenses the heartland the Northwestern states. Saddled by the Australians, Japanese and the Southeastern Asiatic states, they will cripple the navy of the Northwestern states. Smouldering will be the conflagartions from Amerikkkan ships. The Northwestern states of Oregon, Washington, Montana, South and North Dakoda shall be called the “Southeastern”
The arab world will be quiescent, but shall awaken from its abysmal history under the despots of Amerikkkans when Amerikkka is defenseless. Its extemporaenous hatred of Amerikkkka will be translated and communicated only through its invasion of the upper heartland states. States such as Wyoming, New England, Illinois, Ohio, Iowa and Idaho will have to abide by arabic rules. All women, be they blondes, brunettes or redheads, will be forced to practise the Qu’ran. They will be, like the scenario aformentioned, treated as (s)exual commodities and be forced to perform (s)exual activities with arabic men. Strict, sectarian and fundamentalism laws shall be obtruded upon the upper heartland states. If a women in the upper heartland state repels the donning of the burqa, she may be executed. Men will be subjected to torture until death. The territory shall be renamed “New Arabia.”
The lower heartland will be encroached upon by Europe. States under the invasion include Kansas, Colorado, Missouri, Utah and etc. Due to the paucity of land in Europe, the invasion will be welcome by European countries. This territory shall be named “The European Covenant”
And Africa will get the specks. Not like they need it though
Jim Bob on Canada Day
August 27, 2005 at 10:00 pm
No matter how much you may want to discredit my story I could care less. I don’t give the *hit if you Americans believe me or not. I am here to speak the truth, only truth and nothing BUT the truth.
I was born in Texas, but grew up in New Mexico. I used to think that America was the greatest nation on this earth, but it seems that after these 5 years, America seems destined to beecome the next 97 pounded pathetic dweeb walking in the sand dunes of hell. One has to look no further to our crumbling infrastructure and decaying education. Kids can hardly string together words now, let along even SPELL them properly. How the *uck can extol the necessity of educating kids when most of them are eating cheetoes and indulging in the Paris Hilton sex tape? i guess that’s probably the reason why 68% of the population is FAT. As well, recent reports have suggested that 3/4 of immigrants in America have the propensity to fall into the OBESITY category. You see? This is exactly what the home of the whopper does to you. It makes you so full of S)HIT.
The American way of life is utter bull*hit. Compounded by the noxious, highly-infused patriotism, America seems destined to, once again, fall under the prey of provincialism. Hell, what do you expect from a nation that breeds ultra-conservatism by the fact-distorting TV stations, namely the CNN and FOXNews. It is exactly this kind of intransigence that brainwashes people and infuses them into this Orweillian milieu. “America is the greatest nation in the world!” Yeah. Alright. I’ve probably heard this at LEAST 1000 times in my life. Propganda at its best.
With America’s under the tutelage of the world’s greatest army, you would probably think that this country could SECURE IT’S OWN BORDERS. With casualties mounting steadily in Iraq, you’d think that we would rather be concentrating on the 5 million ILLEGAL immigrants that crossed the US border and permeate throughout my state of New Mexico. Sex, drugs, guns, crimes. You name it, we got it. And it’s probably a no-brainer that all of these have risen in correlation to the burgeoning illegal immigration crisis. Surprise? Nope. As a matter of fact, most of the *ucking population isn’t even aware of this *hit. Catching bin Laden? Should sounds more like, Catching the Mexican.
American’s have culinary and cultural tastes as that of a *ucking cardboard. McDonald’s? WEndy’s? Burger King? The Keg? What the hell? This looks more like a steady parade of obesity institutions. What’s MORE is that these companies CONTINUE to grow. You’d think with our rampant obesity rates, people would understand the situation. Apparently, they are still the same old *ucking dolts.
The phrase “beacon of freedom” is garbage. We aren’t the “beacon of freedom.” How can we be the “beacon of freedom” when we torture innocent people? As a nation, we have committed genocide, from Hiroshima to the great big quagmire of Iraq. My country sucks period.
Fuck the USA. Just fuck it. I hate it. Somebody GET ME THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCK HOLE.
hossein on Canada Day
September 26, 2005 at 10:08 pm
canada day or canada is sucks place for new comers must racism and selfish people in the world also canada choice a african women as Govornore general and other hand all administration and government job go to blue eyes and blond hair and why canada sucks because for whos came from moslems country also canada going to be so hard canadian government also racisn and police to stop and charge the skin colors and born moslems canadian going to falow of American but in USA many african and skin colrs are working for government and they have chance to grwo in canada sucks look show mw any moslems born canadian became srat or work in governmenr or in a right job
An American on Canada Day
October 6, 2005 at 5:11 pm
No matter how much you may want to discredit my story I could care less. I don’t give the *hit if you Americans believe me or not. I am here to speak the truth, only truth and nothing BUT the truth.
I was born in Texas, but grew up in New Mexico. I used to think that America was the greatest nation on this earth, but it seems that after these 5 years, America seems destined to beecome the next 97 pounded pathetic dweeb walking in the sand dunes of hell. One has to look no further to our crumbling infrastructure and decaying education. Kids can hardly string together words now, let along even SPELL them properly. How the *uck can extol the necessity of educating kids when most of them are eating cheetoes and indulging in the Paris Hilton sex tape? i guess that’s probably the reason why 68% of the population is FAT. As well, recent reports have suggested that 3/4 of immigrants in America have the propensity to fall into the OBESITY category. You see? This is exactly what the home of the whopper does to you. It makes you so full of S)HIT.
The American way of life is utter bull*hit. Compounded by the noxious, highly-infused patriotism, America seems destined to, once again, fall under the prey of provincialism. Hell, what do you expect from a nation that breeds ultra-conservatism by the fact-distorting TV stations, namely the CNN and FOXNews. It is exactly this kind of intransigence that brainwashes people and infuses them into this Orweillian milieu. “America is the greatest nation in the world!†Yeah. Alright. I’ve probably heard this at LEAST 1000 times in my life. Propganda at its best.
With America’s under the tutelage of the world’s greatest army, you would probably think that this country could SECURE IT’S OWN BORDERS. With casualties mounting steadily in Iraq, you’d think that we would rather be concentrating on the 5 million ILLEGAL immigrants that crossed the US border and permeate throughout my state of New Mexico. Sex, drugs, guns, crimes. You name it, we got it. And it’s probably a no-brainer that all of these have risen in correlation to the burgeoning illegal immigration crisis. Surprise? Nope. As a matter of fact, most of the *ucking population isn’t even aware of this *hit. Catching bin Laden? Should sounds more like, Catching the Mexican.
American’s have culinary and cultural tastes as that of a *ucking cardboard. McDonald’s? WEndy’s? Burger King? The Keg? What the hell? This looks more like a steady parade of obesity institutions. What’s MORE is that these companies CONTINUE to grow. You’d think with our rampant obesity rates, people would understand the situation. Apparently, they are still the same old *ucking dolts.
The phrase “beacon of freedom†is garbage. We aren’t the “beacon of freedom.†How can we be the “beacon of freedom†when we torture innocent people? As a nation, we have committed genocide, from Hiroshima to the great big quagmire of Iraq. My country sucks period.
Fuck the USA. Just fuck it. I hate it. Somebody GET ME THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCK HOLE.
Laughing on Canada Day
November 1, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Howdy there angry Jim Bob. I’ll preface my comments here by saying that I am in fact a fellow American so as to remove (or include)any element of impartiality. Now, you appear at first glance to be an educated American who is gravely disillusioned with his country. Fair enough. However closer examination reveals that you are in fact an idiot. Allow me to expand my statement. Your grammar and basic grasp of the English language was most probably learned from reading the gay pornography hidden under your father’s mattress that you used to sneak a peek at when you were a child. To wit, your over use of the comma (,) indicates an at best, third grade public school education. The letter i when used to indicate the first person (yourself), should be capitalized. It’s CNN, not THE CNN. The U.S. is not being taught by its military, it is under the PROTECTION of its military. When speaking of a U.S. State, the “S” is not lower case.
Continuing on…..”Should SOUND like”, not “Should SOUNDS likeâ€Â. Allow me to digress for a moment…You are also a giant racist aren’t you? Were you beaten bloody by a Mexican or something? Anyway, moving on. Now I’ve only hit at best one third of your half-retarded grammar, now let’s get down to some nitty gritty. Assuming that you are the author of the “Amerikkka” rant above your post, allow me to state the obvious once again. You are a racist. Now that we have that out of the way, allow me to ask, is it ok to be a racist? The answer is subjective to the reader, but stating so does at least give the reader some basis for establishing your position. Your anger at the illegal immigrant situation is self-defeating. Why dear idiot, do you suppose the U.S. has an illegal immigrant problem? Is it because we have porous borders? Perhaps. Is it because Americans enjoy nightly orgies and swim in plies of cash just by virtue of being within the borders of the U.S.? No. Or is it perhaps the lure of living in a free society where you have the opportunity to go as far as your talents and abilities can take you? Now were getting warm.
Moron, people come the U.S., and other free and open societies for that matter (Canada, the U.K., Australia etc..), because they want to FLEE the oppression and dismal situations that they are presently in. Even if they have to do so illegally, they are willing to risk everything to leave. You state at the end of your rant that you want to leave the U.S.. Please do so; I hear China and Rwanda are currently recruiting. It’s really not that hard and in fact if you promise to leave, I’ll open website and collect donations to purchase you a one-way airline ticket to ANY third world destination of your choice. I’m DEAD serious. Provided that you, a) renounce your U.S. Citizenship, b) NEVER return to the U.S., unless deported by your host country and c) update weekly bog, paid for and hosted by me, telling the world of your experiences in your new found nirvana. All you need to do is reply to this post, on this site, accepting this offer. I’ll hold up my end of the deal.
I also happen to enjoy the taste of a fat juicy cheeseburger prepared at any of the above fast food merchants of death. LOVE them. And yes, I’m over my ideal weight. You? What do you eat? I assume from your self-righteous post that you eat carrots, leaves and whole grains, and are skinny as a rail. All the better for the marauding gangs from South America that will soon invade, since you won’t pose too much of a threat.
At any rate, I have better things to do with my time, but I will be awaiting your response. I’m sure it will be colorful. And PLEASE consider my offer, I assure you I’m a man of my word and if you elect to take me up on it, we’ll get this deal done.
God speed.
IronNadz on Canada Day
November 8, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Nice one Laughing. There are still many other grammatical errors in that moron’s post. For instance he states:
States such as Wyoming, New England, Illinois, Ohio, Iowa and Idaho …
Since when is New England a state?
The Northwestern states of Oregon, Washington, Montana, South and North Dakoda shall be called the “Southeasternâ€Â
If I remember correctly, North and South “Dakota” are not in the Northwestern portion of the United States.
and it goes on and on, ad nauseum. This from a supposed American? I think not.
I have a suggestion for you, Get a life, if you really are in the United States, take Laughing up on his offer and leave.
By the way Laughing, if you do open that site, I’ll be more than happy to contribute to raising the average IQ of the US by getting that idiot out of here (if he is even in the US in the first place) The problem is getting him out of the mental institution that he most likely is on vacation from.
wtf on Canada Day
November 8, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Nice one Laughing. There are still many other grammatical errors in that moron’s post. For instance he states:
States such as Wyoming, New England, Illinois, Ohio, Iowa and Idaho …
Since when is New England a state?
The Northwestern states of Oregon, Washington, Montana, South and North Dakoda shall be called the “Southeasternâ€Â
If I remember correctly, North and South “Dakota” are not in the Northwestern portion of the United States.
chris on Canada Day
November 27, 2005 at 7:57 pm
canada is ok….but you cant talk *hit about the usa…just becuase we have a BETTER ecomeny and kick ass soilders…doesnt mean you god damn hipi’s have to talk *hit about us and say that we suck, even though most of you coc suckers smoke pot and rape each other!
chris on Canada Day
November 27, 2005 at 7:58 pm
actually..i take what i said back canada ROCKS!!
Anonymous on Canada Day
January 5, 2006 at 7:18 pm
First off, FUCK Jim Bob. I mean If you hate America so God Damn much take Laughing’s offer. Jim Bob is a racist bastard I mean have you ever been to any of those thirld world countries? If not you should go there and then maybe you would see why illegal immigration occurs and that it is not the base of drugs, crime, or sex. The base of all that is poverty and ignorance as is racism. Poverty fuels crime and drugs because people who steal your car or break into your house are most likely not wealthy and need the money to live on. They do this because they want to rise out of poverty but there aren’t many choises. With that it brings me to ignorance. Most gang bangers out there didn’t finish highschool either because they had a family to support or they just didn’t have any one to tell them to stay in school. Then they are cast into poverty because they can either spend the rest of their life in the ghetto and not make anything of themselves or resoprt to crime or work at a fastfood retuarant which you hate so much. Drugs. Drugs are no worse then alcohol, but you can buy alcohol almost anywere and drugs are illegal. That makes absolutely guarentee you have had alcoholin your life what makes that right? Grugs are a realese from stress having never tried them though I can not say much about them.
Also the fastfood restuarants you seem to hate so much, can I just ask why? What is it to you if people are fat isn’t that their choice. Also if they were to close every fastfood restuarant in the country thousands of people would be out of jobs. I guarentee crime would then go up because people need some way to keep their family fed.
Once again I would just like to say FUCK Jim Bob.
Just out of curiosity when was the last time you got laid? You fucking loser. If you were getting any you wouldn’t have a problem with sex would you?
Jim BOb on Canada Day
January 22, 2006 at 12:16 pm
No matter how much you may want to discredit my story I could care less. I don’t give the *hit if you Americans believe me or not. I am here to speak the truth, only truth and nothing BUT the truth.
I was born in Texas, but grew up in New Mexico. I used to think that America was the greatest nation on this earth, but it seems that after these 5 years, America seems destined to beecome the next 97 pounded pathetic dweeb walking in the sand dunes of hell. One has to look no further to our crumbling infrastructure and decaying education. Kids can hardly string together words now, let along even SPELL them properly. How the *uck can extol the necessity of educating kids when most of them are eating cheetoes and indulging in the Paris Hilton sex tape? i guess that’s probably the reason why 68% of the population is FAT. As well, recent reports have suggested that 3/4 of immigrants in America have the propensity to fall into the OBESITY category. You see? This is exactly what the home of the whopper does to you. It makes you so full of S)HIT.
The American way of life is utter bull*hit. Compounded by the noxious, highly-infused patriotism, America seems destined to, once again, fall under the prey of provincialism. Hell, what do you expect from a nation that breeds ultra-conservatism by the fact-distorting TV stations, namely the CNN and FOXNews. It is exactly this kind of intransigence that brainwashes people and infuses them into this Orweillian milieu. “America is the greatest nation in the world!†Yeah. Alright. I’ve probably heard this at LEAST 1000 times in my life. Propganda at its best.
With America’s under the tutelage of the world’s greatest army, you would probably think that this country could SECURE IT’S OWN BORDERS. With casualties mounting steadily in Iraq, you’d think that we would rather be concentrating on the 5 million ILLEGAL immigrants that crossed the US border and permeate throughout my state of New Mexico. Sex, drugs, guns, crimes. You name it, we got it. And it’s probably a no-brainer that all of these have risen in correlation to the burgeoning illegal immigration crisis. Surprise? Nope. As a matter of fact, most of the *ucking population isn’t even aware of this *hit. Catching bin Laden? Should sounds more like, Catching the Mexican.
American’s have culinary and cultural tastes as that of a *ucking cardboard. McDonald’s? WEndy’s? Burger King? The Keg? What the hell? This looks more like a steady parade of obesity institutions. What’s MORE is that these companies CONTINUE to grow. You’d think with our rampant obesity rates, people would understand the situation. Apparently, they are still the same old *ucking dolts.
The phrase “beacon of freedom†is garbage. We aren’t the “beacon of freedom.†How can we be the “beacon of freedom†when we torture innocent people? As a nation, we have committed genocide, from Hiroshima to the great big quagmire of Iraq. My country sucks period.
Fuck the USA. Just fuck it. I hate it. Somebody GET ME THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCK HOLE.
P.S.
How many illegal immigrants do we have in this country? 3 million? Some military and boarder security for ya right there!
Chase on Canada Day
February 3, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Also for what Jim B0b said, Your made because USA gets immagrants! No one immagrates to Canada because they are worse the Ethiopia! Go drink your maple syrup and screw your girl friend Butch! Your realted to the Smelly french so STFU!
Fishy on Canada Day
February 15, 2006 at 6:59 pm
I like Canada, I don’t live there, but it is just so awesome!
Canadian who is just tired on Canada Day
July 2, 2006 at 12:45 am
I want to understand why people are making these comments, I’m not about to put my opinions on government on this post. This is to celebrate Canada’s “birthday”, not to rant about how much you hate Canada or America. And wait, what, us Canadians have no immagrants? Our population growth is due entirely to immigration, seeing as we don’t seem to be *ucking fast enough to have a growth in population. Ok, so we’re decendents of the French eh? First of all, I have NO French blood in me. Second, have you ever read anything about Canadian history, other than what your American propaganda television has told you? Canadians, with the exception of the Quebec people, are of English decent. Actually thats wrong, we’re multi-cultural, but the English descendents are probably still the majority. And finally, what is your problem with the French? You racist *uck. O ya, if you’re American, SHUT UP, WHAT DO YOU CALL CHANGING THE NAME OF FRENCH FRIES TO FREEDOM FRIES, well, I certainlly call it retarded. I’m not putting my political or social opinions, other than the fact that you’re being racist. All im saying is, please, shut the *uck up. And please, stop ranting about countries and people, because that means that you’re just being a (unt, and no one likes a (unt.
OPPPS! Did I mention PROPAGANDA and AMERICA in the same sentence, o no. My god, it’s not like the truth is that bad, almost every Country lies to it’s people, just because governments don’t give a shit about you. Or maybe it is that they do, and you just don’t want to accept that by going to war with Iraq, its making you wealthier but its making many people die. So then you say o man, damn propaganda, brain washing my stupid ass into voting for Bush, o well, too bad, time to go on with my life.
Stephen on Canada Day
July 2, 2006 at 3:24 am
What the fuck. Somebody says Happy Canada Day, and everyone starts dissing the United States. Whatever, Happy Canada Day! (from and American)
Stephen on Canada Day
July 2, 2006 at 3:28 am
Also, Jim Bob your a fucking idiot. Their are over 12 million illegals in this country. Im not saying thats a good thing, but atleast get your facts straight. I live in San Diego, and some of my best friends are illegals.