Posted on - April 14, 2004 [at] 3:00 pm by Brad
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Over at the J-Walk blog, John postulates about the Google Suck Index:
Way back in December, 2002, I invented something I call the Google Suck Index.
This index consists of the number of pages returned for a search query that contains the phrase “xxxx sucks.”
The highest ranking results were “Everything Sucks” at 20,000 and “Bush Sucks” at 15,800.
“Brad Sucks” clocks in at 22,000. OWNNNNNNZED.
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habnem on Google Suck Index
April 14, 2004 at 5:42 pm
christopher sucks: 103,000
Brad on Google Suck Index
April 14, 2004 at 6:01 pm
Aw man.
Brad on Google Suck Index
April 14, 2004 at 6:02 pm
Wait, you didn’t put it in quotes. “Christopher sucks” only gets 34. OWNNNNNNNNNZED x 2.
ken on Google Suck Index
April 14, 2004 at 6:36 pm
Um, “life sucks” gets 98,000. But, hey, is that really a fair comparison?
Chris Burkhardt on Google Suck Index
April 14, 2004 at 8:21 pm
“life sucks” gets 106,000 for me
Elad on Google Suck Index
April 16, 2004 at 11:30 pm
school sucks 955,000
jools on Google Suck Index
April 20, 2004 at 9:50 am
your mother sucks 398,000
Elad on Google Suck Index
April 20, 2004 at 6:21 pm
fyi you do brad sucks w/o quotes you get 200,000
MikeXpop on Google Suck Index
April 25, 2004 at 12:17 am
“you suck” clocks in at a healthy 264,000. Though since this is on the Brad Sucks weblog, it would be directed towards Brad. So…
PWWWWWNZ3D
Danny on Google Suck Index
June 6, 2004 at 6:07 pm
GOOGLE DOES SUCK! Use Dogpile!
Me on Google Suck Index
August 10, 2004 at 1:24 am
Google sucks ass i hate it cause u like ask for a games or somthing and it comes up as porn or some dumb ass casino game and like im trien to see if my comp can handel a game called counter strike its a mod of hlaf life but any way i put something in like what does counter strike reguire and i get like buy half life two now and im like wtf hwy im i typing this wow im im so board well bye sorry if i waisted ur time but ya no wait accualy im not god i need a life well anywho bye
Me on Google Suck Index
August 10, 2004 at 1:25 am
half life fuck im retard
Me on Google Suck Index
August 10, 2004 at 1:26 am
why* fuck i need ot learn to type
Me on Google Suck Index
August 10, 2004 at 1:28 am
jools did u just say my mom sucks well fuck u jk k im goign to leav this site casue this is gay bye all u people that thinks somthing sucks wow that was a sad joke well bye
Bob on Google Suck Index
August 24, 2004 at 3:07 pm
Google sucks my ass – 450000
cal on Google Suck Index
September 5, 2004 at 7:33 pm
Try http://www.altavista.com, it seems to work a heck of alot better.
huh? on Google Suck Index
September 19, 2004 at 8:04 pm
Huh?
dsnovlkdnsvalkcnw on Google Suck Index
October 4, 2004 at 9:53 pm
fuck you brad you suck you sick son of a fucking bitch
dsnovlkdnsvalkcnw on Google Suck Index
October 4, 2004 at 9:54 pm
fuck you
hello on Google Suck Index
October 6, 2004 at 10:11 pm
hello everybody i don know who reads this junk but o well i am bored
hello on Google Suck Index
October 6, 2004 at 10:12 pm
and just so u know i am beautiful
YoungHistorians on Google Suck Index
October 11, 2004 at 8:37 pm
i am more beautiful than you.
sAM on Google Suck Index
October 20, 2004 at 7:10 am
Results 1 – 10 of about 293,000 for sam sucks
Johnson on Google Suck Index
October 21, 2004 at 12:06 pm
Yes, but…
Results 1 – 10 of about 1,260 for “sam sucks”
Gotsta have the quotes.
dsnovlkdnsvalkcnw on Google Suck Index
November 6, 2004 at 3:24 pm
fucker
Brody on Google Suck Index
November 17, 2004 at 2:48 am
But the real question we must ask ourselves — that is, I must ask you — is “Does Amtrak suck?” Thanx in advance for your responses.
Anonymous on Google Suck Index
December 15, 2004 at 1:00 pm
Google sucks – 907,000
Anonymous on Google Suck Index
December 15, 2004 at 1:02 pm
Results 1 – 100 of about 453,000 for “i suck”. (0.59 seconds)
lol