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Too Old To Rock, Too Young To Die describes the exploits of one Jef Hickey, roadie:

He’s contracted gonorrhea (six times), crabs (four times), syphilis (three times) and herpes. For more than a decade and a half, with lab-rat consistency, Hickey carpet-bombed his cortex with enough pills to stock a hypochondriac’s medicine cabinet.

Anyone who enjoys good crazy rock stories will probably get a kick out of it.

Posted on - March 15, 2004 [at] 6:34 pm by Brad
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chris on Roadie Stories
March 16, 2004 at 3:44 pm

Too much fun:

“I started doing so much cocaine, my dick was completely useless,” Hickey recalls. “So when girls would come around and say they were willing to do anything to meet the band, I just started throwing meat at them. That’s what they had to do to earn their backstage pass. I’d make them strip down and stand in the corner while we pelted them with the deli tray. After a while, it became like this daily event. “All the bands would stop sound check and gather round, just to watch me throw meat at some chick.”

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