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Outside the Inbox is the site of the week on Maxim Online it seems:

Unless it’s the easy-to-prepare, mechanically extracted meat counterpart, nobody likes to see spam first thing every morning. Now you can share your disdain for these time-wasting, bulk-addressed e-mails through time-wasting, poorly produced pop songs at Brad Sucks. Visiting will increase your penis size by three to six inches in under a month!

Did Maxim just diss us/me? First they make me feel ugly and now this.

Posted on - October 25, 2003 [at] 10:27 pm by Brad
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13 Comments on this post

zack on Maxim
October 25, 2003 at 11:31 pm

I can’t find it on the site. I think this warrants complaining, even though I was only at the site for five minutes.

zack on Maxim
October 25, 2003 at 11:35 pm

Ok, I found it.

No, wait, that is Jenny McCarthy semi-nude. Either way, this is very exciting.

Anon on Maxim
October 25, 2003 at 11:45 pm

Maxim stating that the OtI songs are time-wasting?

Have they ever read their own magazine?

Kajun on Maxim
October 26, 2003 at 8:14 am

Ha ha, dissed = you.

Shannon on Maxim
October 26, 2003 at 9:12 am

You are a god among men.

Melissa on Maxim
October 26, 2003 at 6:46 pm

Well, I suppose it’s true, if by poorly produced they mean not crappy, overpolished music-in-a-can.

Zen on Maxim
October 26, 2003 at 11:59 pm

So, that’s like. Totally a diss. You got dissed. But you got dissed by Maxim. That’s like ending up in the “hot or not” in the back of a Playboy. It still means that someone, somewhere, wants to look at your naked boobies.

Greg on Maxim
October 27, 2003 at 2:36 pm

Eh. Poorly produced… probably true. Ain’t no thing. And there’s no doubt that any publicity is good, right?

Jefff on Maxim
October 27, 2003 at 4:38 pm

Odds the author actually listened to all the songs: %10

Odds the author listened to Brad’s song and/or Front’s song and still generalized all the songs as poorly produced: 0%

Kajun on Maxim
October 27, 2003 at 8:53 pm

Jefff’s comment, by the way, was not a diss.

JB on Maxim
October 27, 2003 at 11:21 pm

Or Jefff’s song for that matter!

He is so humble. I won’t let him get away with it.


aniki_21 on Maxim
October 28, 2003 at 10:33 pm

I don’t understand, though – they diss you, and then make you the site of the week? Surely that’s kind of.. stupid?

jack on Maxim
October 28, 2003 at 11:33 pm

well, it’s chief demographic is testosterone charged frat-tards.

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